Things sure got outta hand

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.
-
People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
-
Cicero - 55 BC

So, I'm not here to spout my shit. Unless I change my mind about that. I don't have much to say until I'm drunk. And even less when I'm high. Since I'm usually at work when I'm online, I'm rarely drunk and always high. What I do love to do is read YOUR blogs and offer my thoughts. Yes, I'm That Guy.

And Suz and IV, you're my peeps!

Sure am sore from dancing on the ceiling all night. All the blood rushing through a girl's tennis wristband and into my chicken-bucket head and all.

How's the shoulder, Cheese? Head knuckle? Pride?

Well, I guess I should put some folders or some shit on my desk so it looks like I'm working. I'll give my ol' computer screen the "I'm concentrating on something frown." I'll walk briskly about the office and complain how there's only 24 hours in a day.

You know the drill.

An ipod vending machine!?

Some friends are getting married. So, I went to Macy's, where they registered, and tried to pick out something cool. Well, all the good, and not t00 expensive stuff was taken. $12.99 washcloths. Truffle colored. OK, what the hell, I'll get them a set of those. Then the salesperson asked me "How many?" It hit me all at once..."$12.99 PER WASHCLOTH?" Holy shit! "I'll think about it."

Really, I didn't think much more about it, since there's no way I'm getting them 1 or even 2 washcloths. Lame present anyway.

Walking around Macy's looking for another option, I came across a very normal looking vending machine...the kind that holds the candy bars and chips in those spiral dispensers. Only instead of candy and chips, they were iPods and iPhones, DVDs and video games, etc. Just slide the credit card, hit "E-7" and you get the Pink iPhone. Oh no! I meant "F-7," the new Indiana Jones movie. Weird.

Oh, they're getting a bottle of wine. Can't whine about that!