Some friends are getting married. So, I went to Macy's, where they registered, and tried to pick out something cool. Well, all the good, and not t00 expensive stuff was taken. $12.99 washcloths. Truffle colored. OK, what the hell, I'll get them a set of those. Then the salesperson asked me "How many?" It hit me all at once..."$12.99 PER WASHCLOTH?" Holy shit! "I'll think about it."
Really, I didn't think much more about it, since there's no way I'm getting them 1 or even 2 washcloths. Lame present anyway.
Walking around Macy's looking for another option, I came across a very normal looking vending machine...the kind that holds the candy bars and chips in those spiral dispensers. Only instead of candy and chips, they were iPods and iPhones, DVDs and video games, etc. Just slide the credit card, hit "E-7" and you get the Pink iPhone. Oh no! I meant "F-7," the new Indiana Jones movie. Weird.
Oh, they're getting a bottle of wine. Can't whine about that!
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i got them... ummmmm, nothing?
that guy needs a new post for us to mock/comment on please...
oh and your word verifacation thing was "urafag"
hes tall, dark and handsome... extra large cock, believe me its the talk of the town and you should see what he can do with feathers!
No way...you poor saps read my shit!?
And feathers...oooooh the feathers. Ah, yes, I remember one time...
Oh, gotta run.
urafag didn't work, by the way...
Really? I thought we just drove to Big Sur for the food. Oh, and the view. Wow, I have to deal with That Guy's big dick too. God IV, don't I have enough to do? That Guy, please put on some pants. I have enough on my plate.
XO
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